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		<title>$0.00</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. Next month he got another, did the same thing. The next month they sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his credit card if he didn&#8217;t send them $0.00. He called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$100 Tatoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, &#8220;Where in the hell have you been?&#8221; Larry replies, &#8220;I was out getting a tattoo.&#8221; &#8220;A tattoo?&#8221; she frowned. &#8220;What kind of tattoo did you get?&#8221; &#8220;I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,&#8221; he said proudly. &#8220;What the hell were you thinking?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Twas the Night for Assembling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except me and my spouse The stockings were empty, no presents were wrapped We were way behind schedule and our resources tapped The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While horrors of assembling danced in our heads Dad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Twas the week after Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I&#8217;d nibbled, the eggnog I&#8217;d taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Games for the Elderly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sag, You&#8217;re it. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. Doc Goose. Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. Musical recliners.]]></description>
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		<title>10 Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Suds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blaming your farts on me&#8230;.. Not funny&#8230; Not funny at all !!! Yelling at me for barking. I&#8217;M A FRIGGIN&#8217; DOG Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! Any haircut that involves bows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Dragons Don&#8217;t Chat Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Suds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Their claws can&#8217;t fit on the tiny keyboards. The utility men are afraid to wire their lairs. Most dragons are holding out for a computer that won&#8217;t be obsolete before their next age category. People can talk about a dragon any way they want on a chat line and the dragon can&#8217;t kill them for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things Women Will Never Understand About Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well-documented. As marketing targets, men are suckers for terms like &#8220;professional&#8221; or &#8220;industrial strength&#8221;, because inside every man is the germ of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things You&#8217;ll Never Hear a Woman Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you mean today&#8217;s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I&#8217;d rather just watch TV. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! And for our honeymoon we&#8217;re going fishing in Alaska! Can our relationship get a little more physical? I&#8217;m tired of being &#8220;just friends&#8221;. Honey, does this outfit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100 Dollar Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That&#8217;s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.]]></description>
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