Catholic Sons
September 30th, 2009Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman told her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic woman chirped, “My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic said, “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he’s called ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence, and finally replied, “My son is 6′ 2″, he has plenty of money, broad square shoulders, terribly handsome, dresses very well, tight muscular body, tight hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room, women gasp, ‘Oh, my God!’”
November 10th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Loved the jokes. Cheers
November 18th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Gotta love those catholic women….
January 17th, 2010 at 2:06 am
What did Lady Mary say to her girlfriends when his little Jesus was teaching old teachers at the temple?
«Oh, my God!»
These mothers don’t never lose the opportunity to boast about their snotty children.
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I wrote this to publish it on my new.
That’s a sneak preview!
February 17th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Author: “I’m convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me.”
Friend: “What makes you think so?”
Author: “Ten of them have refused the same story.”
He who laughs last thinks slowes