This guy rushes into the bar, orders 7 straight shots of whiskey and downs them just as fast as the bartender can pour them.

“Drinking kinda fast, aren’t you, fella?” the bartender asks as he’s pouring #7.

“You’d drink fast, too, if you had what I have!” says the man.

“What do you have?” asks the bartender.

“Fifty Cents.” says the drunk.

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