The Beauty of a Woman
May 18th, 2007An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
There are 3 billion women who don’t look like supermodels and only eight who do.
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
The average woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a 12-14.
One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder.
The models in the magazines are airbrushed –not perfect.
A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.
Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today they weigh 23% less.
The beauty of a woman, is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman, must be seen from her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman, is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman, is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman — with passing years — only grows.
4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She’s way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
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