A member of the Stake High Council, the Ward Relief Society President and a Return Missionary were in a plane when it was hijacked. The hijackers took all three of them as hostage, and told them they were to be shot as an example to the other passengers. However, these hijackers were not too cold. They granted each one a last request.

The Relief Society President asked if she could throw one last luncheon.

The High Council member wanted to give a good talk after the luncheon.

The Return Missionary thought for a moment. “Can I be killed after the luncheon and before the talk?”

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