Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, etc.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Cheerleader, or if she is PMS’ing: sees Fat, Pimples, UGLY.. “Mom I can’t go out looking like this”

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, too straight, too curly but decides she’s going anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, too straight, too curly, but decides she doesn’t have time to fix it so she’s going anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, too straight, too curly, and says “at least I’m clean”, and goes anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and sees “I am” and goes where ever she wants to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can’t even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter, and ability…goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn’t bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.

Age 90: Can’t see so doesn’t worry about it!

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