Archive for June, 2006
Cheating Boyfriend
June 30th, 2006A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”
The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”
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Video: Stupid People
June 29th, 2006Viagara Ingredients
June 29th, 2006The FDA has finally released the ingredients contained in Viagra:
2% aspirin
2% ibuprofen
1% vitamin C
95% Fix-A-Flat
Is it Time for a Pedicure?
June 29th, 2006Keys
June 29th, 2006One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
“If I take them out of the car I lose them,” she reasoned.
“Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?” the husband countered.
“Oh that’s okay,” the wife chirped happily, “I keep a spare key in the glove box!”
Three Knots
June 28th, 2006An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room.
He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, “How am I doing?”
The prostitute says, “Well, sailor, you’re doing about three knots.”
“What’s that?” he asks.
She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”
